LIFE HACK

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

(via hitchinaride)

grenadehumper:

i love how we all say that we’re punk rock but if someone actually like punched our face in like in a mosh pit we’d probably cry

(Source: gaydayparade, via mpregfrank)

czystiel:

thetricksterandtheoptimist:

evil-overlordess:

Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.

“ Satan was just pretty chill.”

what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore

let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful

(via tardismyoldgirl)

singularprincess:

WE CAN FIX THIS

WHY DON’T WE BUY YAHOO

i can see it now.

(via tardismyoldgirl)